Ghetto Dragon Butt-Grinding a MiLF: Drunk Drawing

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Smelly Ray Adventures: Shoot for the STARS!

Smelly Ray, in case you didn't already know, is hot shit. How do we know this? Well, we met him one time. The guy is a little crazy. He drinks, smokes, womanizes, is socially unacceptable in most things. The bad part is that, it doesn't even come off a little charming, most of the time he is just repulsive. With that said, Ray can be funny and very entertaining. Maybe in the future we'll tell you some Smelly Ray stories, but for the moment, we'll leave you a rendition of a Comic book staring Smelly as the headling hero. Would it be a good book? Probably not on par with Faulkner or Steinbeck, but I'd have to say it would be entertaining.

Claw Robot Can't Peel Bananas

Robots like bananas too. I'd be pissed if I couldn't eat a banana

Beerman

Beerman is a beer drinker. Beerman's secret identity is Willy. No one cares about Willy or his alias, so he drinks.

Oh and peeps looking for some hot sexy erotic drinking drawings... You guys are sick and depraved and I love you!

Greecian Pirate :DRUNK DRAWING

I got some charcoal pencils and thought I'd try'em out. I tried to copy some picture of a chick that Davinci or someone else from back then drew. Unfortunately I didn't have an eraser. Thus the Greecian Pirate was born.

It happened when I started drawing her second eye. I screwed up. SO I did what any lazy artist would do; I drew a patch over it.

The original image was a girl, mine looked more like a guy. Oh well. No good story to tell. Just an interesting, very bad sketch.

The pencils were pretty cool. They have an interesting drawing texture, much different from graphite. It is more gritty feeling. Whatever. A pencil is a pencil, these just don't have erasers.

Redneck Licks a Hamster: DRUNK DRAWING

Dale Turner was talking about ways to get intoxicated with his cousin the other day. His cousin was at a loss for cheap ways, but recalled an old story bout licking toads to get high. Dale didn't have a toad, but his kids had a hamster. One afternoon after his shows were over, Dale grabbed lil "Crystal" from her cage. Dale licked her a bunch. It may have been the excessive feces and urine matted into her coat or the 2 oxycotins he popped an hour before, but Dale saw the green fairy

Wonky Eyed St. Patty Girl: DRUNK DRAWING

Wonky eyed St. Patty girl has a lot on her mind. She wonders about her hair, and what that smell is in the air. Wonky Eyed St. Patty girl thinks about love, and if she'll ever settle down. She thinks about jobs she could do to make money, like paint miniatures or build decks. She thinks about writing poetry, and singing old church hymns to patrons at the local strip club on weekends. She wishes someone could teach her karate and things like string theory and how to paint frescos. But what Wonky Eyed girl really is thinking about is getting her drunk on cuz it St. PATTYS!

Purple Skull Holds Flower: DRUNK DRAWING

Nothing says classy like a Purple Skulled man wearing a jester hat. I think he was getting ready for a date when this pic was taken. Purple Skull man only wears designer coats. The bells of his hat are platinum and gold. That flower is floating because it has mystical powers.

Writing this I think I lost some brain sales... man.

Girl Eating Rats : DRUNK DRAWING

The artistic process can be a little weird at times. Some artists will just look at a pretty scene and try to capture it by pen. Others will take a pretty picture and try to stylize it in a way that captures emotions and ideas more realistically. Finally, some just take a bunch of acid and grab a pen and see what happens.

I might not be taking hallucinogens, but I sometimes try to make my images . . . interesting. This particular image started with half a girls face. I started thinking, man this picture is going to be boring. What could I do to make it more interesting. Well what if she was really hot and was eating some rats. So, I drew a picture of a girl eating rats. Thanks beer.

Gay Pirate: DRUNK DRAWING

I suppose this isn't that gay of a pirate, but perhaps he lost his hand in some escapade with some other pirates. No really the only reason I think he is gay is because of the pink heart and pink anchor.

Plus I think he'd make a great gay pirate. Think of all those really questionable, yet fabulous, things he could do with that peg leg... I'll say it for you, GROSS!