Redneck Licks a Hamster: DRUNK DRAWING

Dale Turner was talking about ways to get intoxicated with his cousin the other day. His cousin was at a loss for cheap ways, but recalled an old story bout licking toads to get high. Dale didn't have a toad, but his kids had a hamster. One afternoon after his shows were over, Dale grabbed lil "Crystal" from her cage. Dale licked her a bunch. It may have been the excessive feces and urine matted into her coat or the 2 oxycotins he popped an hour before, but Dale saw the green fairy