At tumbleweeds rockin some .99 cent margaritas . FTW

People want to be told what to do so bad theyll listen to anyone

Had a fantastic night at lynaughs watching the best weezer cover band; 11 years at Harvard. Checkem out

#ukcoach wonders who will be brave enough to step up.

Redneck Licks a Hamster: DRUNK DRAWING

Dale Turner was talking about ways to get intoxicated with his cousin the other day. His cousin was at a loss for cheap ways, but recalled an old story bout licking toads to get high. Dale didn't have a toad, but his kids had a hamster. One afternoon after his shows were over, Dale grabbed lil "Crystal" from her cage. Dale licked her a bunch. It may have been the excessive feces and urine matted into her coat or the 2 oxycotins he popped an hour before, but Dale saw the green fairy

Wonky Eyed St. Patty Girl: DRUNK DRAWING

Wonky eyed St. Patty girl has a lot on her mind. She wonders about her hair, and what that smell is in the air. Wonky Eyed St. Patty girl thinks about love, and if she'll ever settle down. She thinks about jobs she could do to make money, like paint miniatures or build decks. She thinks about writing poetry, and singing old church hymns to patrons at the local strip club on weekends. She wishes someone could teach her karate and things like string theory and how to paint frescos. But what Wonky Eyed girl really is thinking about is getting her drunk on cuz it St. PATTYS!

Little cardio. Little west wing. Hope I can tackle the rest of the day with the same ferocity

Liquor Stores Promoting Booze Before Tax Hike

Booze will be more expensive come April 1, 2009. For those wishing to get soused, expect to pay 6% more. Booze around the $17 will be a dollar more expensive. How do I feel about this? Well I'm not a big fan of higher prices, but what can you do, especially when you wanna get drunk.

Liquor Barn here in Lexington is helping its patrons out by putting up these handy little flyers on all the booze. As you can see in the photo it has the price before the hike and after.

For those heavy drinkers it may be worthwhile to stock up now and save a few dollars. But think that if you spend around $170 that will be $180 in just a few days.

Check out all the orange slips.

Purple Skull Holds Flower: DRUNK DRAWING

Nothing says classy like a Purple Skulled man wearing a jester hat. I think he was getting ready for a date when this pic was taken. Purple Skull man only wears designer coats. The bells of his hat are platinum and gold. That flower is floating because it has mystical powers.

Writing this I think I lost some brain sales... man.

Girl Eating Rats : DRUNK DRAWING

The artistic process can be a little weird at times. Some artists will just look at a pretty scene and try to capture it by pen. Others will take a pretty picture and try to stylize it in a way that captures emotions and ideas more realistically. Finally, some just take a bunch of acid and grab a pen and see what happens.

I might not be taking hallucinogens, but I sometimes try to make my images . . . interesting. This particular image started with half a girls face. I started thinking, man this picture is going to be boring. What could I do to make it more interesting. Well what if she was really hot and was eating some rats. So, I drew a picture of a girl eating rats. Thanks beer.

Gay Pirate: DRUNK DRAWING

I suppose this isn't that gay of a pirate, but perhaps he lost his hand in some escapade with some other pirates. No really the only reason I think he is gay is because of the pink heart and pink anchor.

Plus I think he'd make a great gay pirate. Think of all those really questionable, yet fabulous, things he could do with that peg leg... I'll say it for you, GROSS!

Sexy Leprechaun: Happy ST. PATTY!

AHHH she don't look Irish, but I don't care. I think this sexy leprechaun is standing in front of some bar in Nashville. I thought I'd swipe the pic and repost it. I'm a little thief, I admit it, but it just seemed so right at the time, plus it is St. Patty's day and I thought the 3 viewers I have deserved to see it. We can thank the Irish for making a fantastic holiday that revolves solely around drinking. WHOOT WHOOT FOR THE IRISH!!!!!

Oh besides getting Mc-smashed what do you like to do on St. Patty's day? Pinch boobies that don't wear green? Tell lass's to kiss yer McPeckin Poker? Ask ole' Droopy boobins if she has any Irish in'er? Ooooohh.. I love St. Patty's

Sickness Sucks Balls

I've felt like cock and balls the last few days. Each day I feel a little bit better, but honestly I'm as tired as hell of feeling shitty. I just want to get to feeling like the normal slack ass I am. Anyways, I'm going to start posting fabulous art every day or so on the site. Most will reflect my awesome mood at the time of the art.

Another fantastic addition is the twitter link on the left. If you want to follow my ass on twitter, click the follow button and go at it. That way when I have a new update you can see it using your twitter browser. It is hella fun and f'n magnificent. Awesome. Suck my balls

Best Bars to Celebrate St. Patricks Day In Lexington

Lexington is not hurting for Irish Bars. In fact, about 1 in 4 bars in Lexington are Irish pub-esq. But there are a few that really stick out.

March is an awesome month for drinking. Sure there is a holiday just for it, but the weather starts being warmer and it just is a great time to get your drunk on.... SO here's some good places in Lexington KY to get lit.

Oneill's Irish Pub. Located on Richmond road right out side of downtown. THis place is a staple of St. Patty's day awesomeness. The past few St. Patty's days, Oneill's starts the party at like 7 AM. That is just crazy by any means, but that is how Oneills rolls. Plus they typically have a few specials for the day and they just know how to celebrate ole, St. Patty. Oneills Irish Pub

McCarthy's Irish Pub. A downtown staple since probably when St. Patty was alive and drinking, McCarthy's is a great place to head to see lots of celebrating leprechauns. McCarthy's usually has a special or two, and it is usually filled to the brim with lots of f'd up partiers . . . isn't that what it's all about?? McCarthy's Irish Bar>>

Lynagh's in University Plaza is all about some Irish practicallity. Nothing over the top, just a lot of drinking, darts and some pub food. Lynaghs is in the heart of UK so expect a mixed crews. As close as it is to UK it usually isn't over run with 21 year old vomit bags. Go here if you want to celebrate but not slap the bag type of celebrate. Lynagh's >>

Molly Brooks, new to town, Molly Brooks will be ready to show Lexington what it can do for St. Patty's day. Molly Brooks is downtown, so it will be a great place to wander to if you aren't feeling McCarthy's. It will be interesting to see how they bust a St. Patty's out. Molly Brooks >>

Shamrocks off Richmond road. It will be a neighborly St. Patty's day. Good food. A little laid back, but fun nonetheless. Shamrocks Irish Bar >>

SO that is my top picks... What do you think?