You know you are a drunk when . . .

It isn't good when your drinking effects your choice in clothes. When the inevitable occurs it is good to know there are clothiers out there ready to supply your demands. BeerHoodie.com is the first of its kind. A beer hoodie is simply a hoodie with a coozie built in. This 3rd pocket is ready to let any college drunk remain hands free at social functions. Not to only does this fine piece of clothing make you marsupial-like, but it ultimately makes triple fisting a reality.

Beer Hoodies are customizable with your college name, frat name, or your name, if you are concerned about people knowing who the "cool" guy is.